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French Nelly 

When your French Maid offers rimjobs and before you cum, you yell "woah Nelly!" I called the French Nelly on her.
Madeline, my French Maid, was giving me a rim job and I was cumming too quickly so I yelled "Woah, Nelly!" and my French Nelly worked
French Nelly by YellerHoot August 6, 2019

French Fry 

A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.
Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."
French Fry by theredcup September 13, 2019

French horn 

Its like French kissing but to someones butt hole
Middle school band teacher taught me to french horn.
French horn by Mexican cholo50 October 1, 2019

French pastry 

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions
Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok
French pastry by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

French Melton 

When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.
I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!
French Melton by Snipedog22 October 30, 2019

French Pickle 

Can be used when you have beat another team or have pranked someone
We just French pickled Andres
French Pickle by FrenchPickler November 3, 2019