B.F.O. is a acronym for ‘BIG FUCKING ONION’ describing the size of the Northwest onions compared to the east coast onions.
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A bad case of the FOMS kept me distant and aloof at my great-aunt's 90th birthday dinner, as I texted my girlfriends for minute by minute updates on their wild night out.
Trish (at the 90th birthday party): Text to all her friends.
Hey guys.
Whats going on?
Who is there?
Is Mike there?
Who is he with?
Someone answer me. I am suffering from the F.O.M.S hardcore right now.
No response from freinds, because they are all busy.
Trish (at the 90th birthday party): Text to all her friends.
Hey guys.
Whats going on?
Who is there?
Is Mike there?
Who is he with?
Someone answer me. I am suffering from the F.O.M.S hardcore right now.
No response from freinds, because they are all busy.
by LLombardi May 11, 2008
Get the F.O.M.S mug.Fear of Vagina. Most common in men who have never had sexual intercourse with a female or haven't in a long period of time. Symptoms include: Making excuses, often times obscure and unmerited to avoid sexual intercourse; Making out with girls at bars and not ever pursuing anything further; Claiming insanely high standards to friends or co-workers with no evidence or examples to cite; Almost immediately falling into the "friend zone" with females and being referred to as "like a brother to me" by said females; and finally: Getting oneself extremely intoxicated in every social setting so you can say things like "dude I was way too drunk last night to hit that."
No medicine has yet to be designed to cure FOV, except for maybe viagra. Common cures however may include lowering standards severely and "taking one for your own team," dating a virgin or someone significantly younger in age.
F.O.V. is often sounded out as FOV.
No medicine has yet to be designed to cure FOV, except for maybe viagra. Common cures however may include lowering standards severely and "taking one for your own team," dating a virgin or someone significantly younger in age.
F.O.V. is often sounded out as FOV.
Matt is a decent looking heterosexual guy with a noteworthy job and financial stability but never seems to luck out in the sex department. He avoids sex talk around guy friends and has used every excuse in the book as to why he wouldn't ever hookup with specific women. He clearly has Fear of Vagina (F.O.V.) Oh and he's dangerously obsessed with sports.
Friend: "Yo Matt, that girl was hot, funny, down to earth and everything, what happened?"
Matt: "Dude, her left ear was bigger than her right ear, plus I was way too drunk when we were talking so I just ate a cheesesteak and passed out. Maybe I'll text her next week or something."
Friend to other Friend: "Matt won't text her man, he's got FOV."
Friend: "Yo Matt, that girl was hot, funny, down to earth and everything, what happened?"
Matt: "Dude, her left ear was bigger than her right ear, plus I was way too drunk when we were talking so I just ate a cheesesteak and passed out. Maybe I'll text her next week or something."
Friend to other Friend: "Matt won't text her man, he's got FOV."
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The one day during the menstrual cycle when you are in such pain that when you stand up, it actually feels like the uterus is falling out.
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