Family Con Curse

A bad person in a successful family that begins a chain of bad people.

" That guy! I heard he's a Family Con Curse!"

by aestheticweeaboo January 30, 2019

SImonas family

THey have a walnut crackeer and dont eat butter and steals ketchup packets from mcodonalds

CAn i have a walnut ;) ??

absolutely

simonas family

by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022

The Lamb Family

A beautiful Family that is loving and caring to us and the world.

The Lamb Family is a beautiful Family and they are very respectful people.

by TheLambFamilyTruth56 April 27, 2019

Doorman Family

quite possibly the most batshit insane family ever conceived for an animated web series. originating from GLITCH Production's Murder Drones, the family consists of 3 main members:

Uzi Doorman: mentally unstable edgy teenager with a knack for powerful technology. also kinda killed god.

Khan Doorman: Father and namesake of the family, builds amazing doors but is quite possibly one of the worst fathers ever.

Nori Doorman: Mother of Uzi, was presumed dead for years until her core was found by N in the mines beneath Cabin Fever Labs. Tod Khan to build the doors and warned of the Murder Drone's imminent arrival. also, somehow even after being missing for robo-god knows how long, is a slightly better parent than Khan.

Drone 1: Yo, did you see that Doorman kid?
Drone 2: yea, she's lost it.
Drone 1: i mean, doesn't help her dad's a piece of shit.
Drone 2: That Doorman Family is wack.

by CoffeeCrashedtheFirst December 10, 2024

Family

This is the all answering word in the Fast and Furious movies. Why? Because. “Family.”

Random guy: “how the fuck are you driving through space and time, avoiding nukes, and defying physics entirely at once? “
Vin Diesel: “Because: Family.”

by X_Hellfire_X July 10, 2021

Home with the family

You want to guess who is NOT going to be home with their family for Thanksgiving?

Hym "Go ahead... Guess. Who is not going to be home with the family for Thanksgiving? No? Me. I work 6 days straight this week. It snowed yesterday. I am going to walk in the literal freezing cold every... Single... Day. Not that I'm the only one who going to have to do it. But ALSO... Of all the people who HAVE to do it... I am (likely) the only one who does NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO... So, ask yourself: WHY does Hym have to do that, you think? Wait! Don't tell me! My turn to guess. I'm guessing that you are answering that question WRONG in your head right now... You are answering the question WRONG... In your head... And YOU KNOW... That the answer you just generated in your little shit-filled skull... IS NOT THE ANSWER YOU WOULD SAY... If I had a knife to one of your loved ones neck... Did I get it? Did I guess right? Did YOU guess right? About the thing? I bet you thought I was going to make a dead national guard joke, didn't you? You know, my step-father and brother are in the reserves. Or were and is, rather... Well... That's it. That's all. Happy pretending to be friends with the people you've invaded day."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2025

Focus on the Family

A Christian hate group that doesn't act at all like Christians. They protest an anti-LGBTQ+ bullying day by supporting the so-called Day of Dialogue. They believe in conversion "therapy" and generally just hate all over LGBTQ+ people. They try to enforce their primitive gender roles and illegalize abortion. They DO make some cool radio shows, though.

Fuck Focus on the Family.

by Shinobi77Gamer January 7, 2025