Simonas 

a very funny guy, cool to talk to but is obsessed with minecraft. He spends 23 hours out of the 24 playing minecraft with his discord gamer pals every single day.

Person1: i wonder when Simonas is going to come outside
Person2: he won’t come out till he makes his netherite beacon

Simonas by GigaChad6969 November 29, 2021

Simonas 

Dx ir Debilas

Simonas yra duhas!

Simonas by TihaPydar June 30, 2020

Simonas 

Lithuanian on steroids, that's basicly him.

Fuck it's simonas

Simonas by Gayagyagay February 5, 2020

Simonas 

a NERD

but he a chill boi

Yeah i met a simonas today

Simonas by iwantapplepies April 26, 2019

Simonas 

Simonas is the cutest boy ever living. If you see him you should probably hang out with him.

Hi Simonas!

Hi gurl😙

Simonas by Simdauk November 21, 2021

SIMONAS 

A verb for receiving an abortion

Mom: Did you Simonas

Not mom now:Yes

SIMONAS by CasLover June 1, 2019

Simonas 

Very involved in the Cock and Ball Torture community. You can ask Simonas about any CBT technique and he will demonstrate enthusiastically. Is usually very short and has a slow internet connection

I asked Simonas about Cock and Ball Torture, and he whipped his sack with a wrench right there!

Simonas by Homoboi June 1, 2019