chris kreider

offsides

Chris Kreider is offsides.

by 20kreider August 10, 2021

chris morsa

chris morsa i is a hot pretty lady with a extreme sex lust, when you see chris morsa you go wooww. She is the definition of a pratner to julian.

chris morsa is a fucking island
chris morsa is hot as fuck
chris morsa is a hot ass

by hash mongot June 5, 2023

The Chris Special

Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.

Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.

by Dave Thomas Experience July 3, 2021

Chris Berman

The greatest sports newscaster alive. He is well-known for his colorful nicknaming of players who show up on the sports highlights. He created the noise WHOOOOP!, and uses it in a high-pitched tone to define acrobatic moves or misdirections, including fakes, hurdles and jukes, or fumbles.

He's running out of running room, WHOOOOP!, into the endzone!

DA-RAID-AHS!

Did you see Chris Berman on Sportscenter?....Yeah man, he is the best there is!

by Captain White Power September 8, 2008

Chris Bosh

A versatile power forward who playes for the Toronto Raptors. He's about 6-10 and is very underrated, since he's overshadowed by guys like lebron, dwyane wade, and carmelo. Too bad he plays for toronto, otherwise he'd be famous too. averages like 23 points, 9 rebounds and 1.2 blocks per game, and he's only 21. Has a bright future.

Whoa, did you say Chris Bosh dunk at the all-star game?

Who?

Chris Bosh. # 4....

by Foghorn June 11, 2006

Chris Barnes

To cover a song in a totally unacceptable vocal style.

Dude, you just Chris Barnes'ed that song!

by Dasher10 January 13, 2009

Angry Chris

A sexual act when you're giving your domesticated pet of choice a rim job and at the point of ejaculation, you kick it's legs out (or rip it's wings off) and take a shit over their face while screaming "FUCKING GAY CHESS RULES!"

"I was having fun with Sparky last night and since I was alone and horny, i gave him an Angry Chris. Then his owner came in and I gave the bitch one too."

by MrHalo3 May 11, 2009