chode bitch

refers any person 5'2" (≈157 cm) or under who is annoying as fuck and usually uses their height as a personality trait which is mad embarrassing bc they're short

yo this chode bitch finna get us carded at the club

by tranquillacontequila December 6, 2021

chode lorde

A person or persons that are acting annoying or ridiculous

Larry is being a real chode lorde about this situation.

by Weaves69 August 15, 2017

Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.

Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'

by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020

Chiko chode

A really small kid from new Zealand

Dude he looks like a Chiko chode

by Dr P phile October 27, 2019

Chode

President Trump's penis.

Melania puts up with his chode because he's got lots of money.
Trump slapped a 50% tariff on Botswana for them making fun of his chode.
Trump's chode overpowered Biden's old milgate winky in the debate.

by An old fart May 22, 2025

Chode Chorgler

someone extremely annoying or an outright asshole. The literally meaning is someone who chorgles a chode, or makes the sound of deepthroating a small but thick penis.

Damn, that dude is an asshole. He's such a fucking chode chorgler.

by Darth Chubbz August 8, 2017

Chode survey

a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.

Do you know the results of Jacob's chode survey? Ya, they r +

by chpsadadad January 9, 2009