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carebear blow job

Dressed as a care bear give the carebear stare while getting a big load on your face
The carebear blow job is the the most strangest sexual experience of my life
by Toriel Chilli Peppers January 16, 2018
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blow this lollipop stand

This party sucks! This blow this lollipop stand.
by CaliGurl73 April 12, 2014
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blow job high

A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.
The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.
by outatym December 29, 2013
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Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.
"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"
by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019
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Blow job scrunchie

When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements
I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies
by Spanky Monkey November 30, 2019
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dirty blow whore

A female that will do just about anything to acquire cocaine. She usually doesn’t hold the best hygiene and her top priority is getting high on coke. She usually doesn’t hold a primary residence, she just goes party to party trying to get high. A standard deal is getting a BJ for a gram.
Dude 1: hey I noticed at that party u went in the downstairs bedroom with that dirty blow whore for a while.

Dude2: yeah I traded her a half gram for a handy.

Dude 1: not surprised. That chick will do anything for a line of coke.
by Cheetoman69er December 30, 2017
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minnesota blow job

Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year

1 year later... u totally didn't
by The Fredrick wrap January 25, 2016
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