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generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
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Bacon flaps

When you pull her trousers down and the flap hang either side of the knickers this is bacon flaps
by Pegz1986 June 3, 2018
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Bacon

by Vital Organs June 6, 2018
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Canadian Bacon

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.
by Darwin Ching Chong June 11, 2018
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Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.
Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
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bacon bakon

a vps member who's humor is shit
by bak0n August 15, 2022
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Makin’ Bacon

1. Earn money.
Commonly used during middle/late 20th century.

Similar to being the “bread winner”.
2. As with any word, can be slang for sex.
1. “I’m makin’ bacon now!” or “I’m bringing home the bacon!” (I’m earning money now).
2. “I’m makin’ bacon” (I’m having sex)
by HappyBurps August 24, 2022
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