penis bacon

The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis

“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”

by Sharbbaitoohahah August 27, 2021

baconize

The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.

My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.

by ArtsyGalKitten June 2, 2022

Blood and Bacon

A religion

Kyle: i might switch religions from punching drywall to blood and bacon

by CraccHead June 28, 2020

Bacon Friend

When you fuck up a sentence either while writing or speaking Spanish.

Fuck, you just pulled a bacon friend...

by Fuck,ImGoingtoHellForThis June 30, 2011

Bacon

The best thing that has been given to mankind by the gods

“mmmm bacon taste good mmm”

by SmolivYeah May 15, 2023

Bacon and eggs

Another way to say bae

Hey bacon and eggs!

by Softballbihhh December 18, 2016

Makin’ Bacon

1. Earn money.
Commonly used during middle/late 20th century.

Similar to being the “bread winner”.
2. As with any word, can be slang for sex.

1. “I’m makin’ bacon now!” or “I’m bringing home the bacon!” (I’m earning money now).
2. “I’m makin’ bacon” (I’m having sex)

by HappyBurps August 24, 2022