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Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.
I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.
by 6117 March 11, 2025
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Alaskan Clap of Fury

A singular clap of absolute power that can be done to cat or booty, feared by all who are not dominants of the night. It is commonley performed on a victim with a booty 2x their own size and is a singular clap that inflicts endless pleasure and brain damage including excessive drooling, twitching, and squirting.
That alaskan clap of fury i just pulled off blew her to mars.
by EBSpremium March 18, 2025
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Alaskan bull frog

When you hook a females big toes between yours during sex and use them to thrust by extending your legs.
Last night I gave my girl the ol Alaskan bull frog
by WombRaidrr March 19, 2025
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Alaskan bull frog

When you use your big toes to grab your partners big toes and start thrusting using only your legs from behind
I gave her the old Alaskan bull frog since I've gotten my arms amputated
by WombRaidrr March 20, 2025
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Alaskan house party

When you have or attend a get together with family and friends and expose someone with receipts in front of everyone for cheating or lying. Icing them out and putting them in the cold.
My sister and fiancé are cheating behind my back, Ima throw them and Alaskan House party this weekend.
by Ghosted96 May 5, 2025
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agastya roy

a fat, black, chinese man who is also fat, black and chinese
Ishaan Chowdhri is turning into an agastya roy with the progression of the dinosaur age.
by agastya roi May 6, 2025
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Alastair

the most sick and twisted guy youll ever meet. threatens girls to get what he wants. genuinely awful person and lowk a pedo. thinks he's all that but deep down he knows he's horrible and deserves the worst in life
Alastair is a horrible, awful, conceited guy.
by sparklyunicornfarts May 7, 2025
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