Captaincook cunt

A white Australian/ references to Captain cook being the first white australian.

Abo: Gimme a moke you captaincook cunt!

by pud69 December 20, 2010

Cunt powder

A special white powdery substance that major skanks use on their hairy snatch in order to somewhat control the aggressive spread of crabs.

Example:Cindy was licking Lisa's snatch and commented, "Hey, you don't have too many crabs in your bush today baby" to which Lisa replies, "Shit bitch, I guess that new cunt powder I bought is starting to work"

Example2:
Cindy found a jar of extra strength cunt powder in her emo girlfriend's medicine cabinet. She asked her butch lez partner, "Why do you have extra strength cunt powder in your cabinet...you don't have that many crabs...?".

Her girlfriend smiled and said..."No, I don't...thanks to Furfag brand extra strength cunt powder, I hardly have any crabs at all."

by Kronen V May 6, 2010

cunt wall

A person who is a cunt and also has no purpose in life, like a wall.

Dude Laura is such a cunt wall!!!

by christine b November 13, 2007

cunt jerky

an old lady's cunt lips that are all dried out and hard.

I was looking for some easy poontang at the old folks home but all i found was cunt jerky

by Benny the Pig November 2, 2010

Touch of the cunt

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.

I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.

by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013

cunt points

a tally or score that helps you keep track of what a total bitch a woman is being at one particular time. if tally/score gets to high u should lose all attraction to her, tell her to shut her face, leave the room, etc. (keep an eye out for the highest scoring wenches)

"hey...don't be...that bitch...racking up those cunt points!"

"(womans name here) will not let (guys name here) drink at my party, she is really earning her cunt points tonight!"

by bobmcbob420 July 16, 2009

Cunt's fucked

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak

Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"

by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021