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Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023
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Joke

by StupidHOE1 October 29, 2020
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inside joke

A joke that only a select group of people will get unless it is explained to someone else.
Guy 1: “Hey Susie! Fish without meat!” *laughs*

Guy 2: “What?”

Guy 1: “It’s an inside joke between us”
by nlolhere July 3, 2020
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Moben Joke

When a joke is so bad you have to refer to it as a 'moben joke', this is the epitome of shitness.
"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."
by MSquared March 23, 2012
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Jokes

I have tons of jokes to tell to everyone
by XxTeddyplushxX May 22, 2021
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Joke

Something you call an insult before someone made a comeback or negative reply.
"Cats are useless"
"You are fucking ignorant, rabbits are even more useless"
"It was a joke reterd"
"Yeah, of course, it's a joke just because I replied"
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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