vagina sympathy

Vagina sympathy is to females what penis sympathy is to males. It hurts our kittycats to hear about damaged kittycats.

Males may crumble at the thought of a soccer ball in the groin, but imagine what females are going through when hearing a sentence combining maternity wards and poultry scissors.
I'll disappear in the corner in pure vagina sympathy the day a friend gives birth to a baby in the same room.

by Unna L. Wildt December 5, 2007

Vagina Roulette

It is a well known fact that some people enjoy "sticking their penis into their girlfriend's flab". Vagina Roulette is a game of chance, where a male attempts to find the vagina through shoving his dick into rolls of fat.

A commentary of Vagina Roulette would perhaps go something like the following:
"Flab... Flab... Flab... VAGINA!"

by Beaverfoot Wolf Semen October 18, 2008

Vagina

The opposite of a clown car!

She had to get reminded that her Vagina isn't a fucking clown car.

by WeridGirl101 July 2, 2016

feng-shui for your vagina

Where you let your pubic hair grow to enormous proportions because "it just looks more symmetrical that way".

That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.

by Robert Fonda February 4, 2008

God's Vagina

The Breakfast Burger at Carl's Jr.

I ordered a God's Vagina the other day, it was pretty delicious.

by dope thug April 11, 2010

ants in your vagina

americanised recent slang with similar meaning as "sand in the vagina".

one who has 'ants in the vagina' is one who complains about non-consequential stuff.
and/or
one who is being overly crabby and pissy.

"omg wtf it is so early, i cannot wake up, and i had bad dreams and it is cold and ...

"stop whining like a little girl, and let's finish loading the car ... and if you don't take care of the ants in your vagina, then i am dipping out and you'll be on your own.

by oliveralbq January 27, 2012

Shallow Vagina

When a girl realizes that her tampon sticks half way out of her vagina, it is known as a "shallow vagina"

When a man wants to have sex with a woman but can't be sexually pleased because his dick will not go in her vagina.

"and that's when I learned my girl had a shallow vagina"

by Dubbeltrubbels September 21, 2014