Turkey Bowl

"The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"

Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."

- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."

by Helloimjosh October 4, 2017

Turkey

Someone who "Gobble gobble gobbles" on a lot of dick.

Last Thursday at Taka sam was like a turkey. She just kept gobbling on dick.

by Dan The Man <3 October 17, 2017

turkey dinosaurs

A delicious cuisine one would nosh on after school, or when you simply cannot be arsed to cook dinner.

"mum, what's for tea?"
"I'll just stick in some phat turkey dinosaurs"

by eleanorhope October 24, 2017

turkey fist

When you go for a fist bump and switch it to a high five.

Yo bump me man!
Ok!
(Switches to a five) TURKEY FIST!!!

by Joeblowflowcoe October 30, 2017

turkey tie

A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.

"Hand me those turkey ties, Jesse. This turkey is a fighter"

by someone besides robert November 9, 2017

turkey pits

Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.

That babe has some turkey pits!

by Botulism November 11, 2017

turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small

My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.

by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017