Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark

To shark is to put one's dick inside of a nose, this is usually done in rehab when people are having withdrawals and just want to snort anything, so they would snort each other's cum.

I was chillin' in my house when a drug addict hopped in from my window and sharked me.

by Cock Crammer May 26, 2023

Shark

Jokingly offensive malarkey. You will sound very cool when you say this word instead of its predecessor.

"Why you smell like shark bruh" "frankly my dear, I don't give a shark." "Come back here, you piece of shark!"

by Audrew March 6, 2016

shArk

Beautiful alented brilliant show stoppign
I love her

shark means beauty
coolness

by SH2RKS October 27, 2020

Sharking

When someone coveting what your doing or what you have. So they circle around you until the right time.

I was at the Buffalo and this annoying Karen was sharking my machine.

by N8Stylo February 18, 2024

Shark

Most people think it is a sea creature, but it is in fact a way to have sex. Only those most experienced at having sex can have shark sex because it is very deadly

Bob: Hi Dick.
Dick: Oh my god Bob I just had shark, something you'll never be able to do

by maximitis May 14, 2025

Shark Gills

A term in bodybuilding used to describe ridiculously shredded obliques, which resemble the appearance of: shark gills.

Usually only seen on those 6-8% body fat or under.

Have you seen the GapeLord. The Shark Gills are strong with this one.

by MaxStiffman69 December 17, 2022