Penguin King

Noun. 'The' lover of all artic birds. Typically does not sleep, and is liable to attack only if provoked. Generally though, this monarch is just, aspiring, and a bit creepy. If charging does occur, only by playing "Graceland" by Paul Simon will the victim have a chance to escape. Recognizable by a crown of feathery-black hair.

Don't bother the penguins --- the Penquin King might get you.

by Empress A July 2, 2005

King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.

I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.

by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016

piss king

The king of taking the piss

Man, James is definitely the piss king of our friend group.

by The Piss King June 19, 2020

King Fisher

...is the most popular beer in India. It's also brewed there. Most foreign people tend to hate it, and wouldn't even use it to wash their butts.

Ranjit: Do you want to try some Indian beer? It's called King Fisher.
Hans: Yes sure.

Hans takes a sip, and spits it all out.
Hans: This is absolutely scheiße! German beer ftw.
Ranjit: madar chod

by meisterphiz October 7, 2011

llama king

The king of all lamams. And is much better then a split llama and will lead the llama army to victory.

Emilio, did you hear about the animal war?" "Yes, and ithink the llama king will win the war.

by babyloin jade January 13, 2011

King of the Throne

When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, getting a blowjob, while eating a sandwich.

Hey man, last night, my girlfriend made me king of the throne.

by shagless00 April 8, 2011

Fairy King

A deraagitory term for homosexuals.

You fucking fairy king.

by commander itchy dick June 10, 2013