Someone who is obsessed with books, would go as far as sucking dick and developing weird fetishes for books.
by The Autistic Flamingo May 4, 2019

by Uh oh, please stop January 9, 2020

Used as an analogy to something very difficult and say it as an easy thing to piss people off thinking you as an arrogant asshole.
You can use this analogy when you make something so hard to do easy as fuck. It helps inflate your ego too.
You can use this analogy when you make something so hard to do easy as fuck. It helps inflate your ego too.
Cassidy: Damn! This calculus exam is very difficult. There's no way someone can finish this under an hour
Brian: *Answers 6 questions and skips all the other ones and passes his papers* Dude this is so easy to understand. It's like reading a book. I don't why are you guys having a hard time on it
Cassidy: Shut up asshole!
Brian: Cassidy, your dad is literally black.
Brian: *Answers 6 questions and skips all the other ones and passes his papers* Dude this is so easy to understand. It's like reading a book. I don't why are you guys having a hard time on it
Cassidy: Shut up asshole!
Brian: Cassidy, your dad is literally black.
by Lightofdarkness666 July 21, 2022

A fine, lowkey sexy girl who’s obsessed with books and gives major wifey vibes. She's the type to spend her weekend deep in a novel but still knows how to turn heads when she steps out. She's soft-spoken but dangerous if you cross her — sweet like a poem, wild like a plot twist. Loves deep convos, candlelit reading nights, and might just annotate your heart if you let her.
She’s smart, loyal, a little crazy in the best way, and always has a book (or you) in her lap. The kind of girl who makes the library feel like the VIP section.
She’s smart, loyal, a little crazy in the best way, and always has a book (or you) in her lap. The kind of girl who makes the library feel like the VIP section.
by MikeyMetaa August 1, 2025

A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.
I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!
by pentozali October 16, 2012

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017
