Miami Beach of Texas

Beach that resembles Miami but in the great state of Texas
Let’s get our salads tossed at The Miami Beach of Texas
by Dorinda69 September 02, 2018
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Texas Shoot Out

When about to ejaculate you put a nerf dart (preferably with a thumbtack taped or glued to the end) into the urethra and shoot it onto the woman's face or breast
Guy: It was going well until i hit her eye with the texas shoot out

Guy 2: Dang bro, thats gotta sting
by Haha statue goes bonk August 13, 2020
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texas hot one

When a women shits on a mans chest.
The kinky motherfucker asked the girl for a texas hot one
by batpenis2 June 07, 2014
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Texas Ball Tease

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.
-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?
by Rydotra October 12, 2021
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texas hoe down

First let me start out and say everything is bigger and better in Texas. Ex. Alexis Texas!! When a cow girl knows how to get down and dirty . Normally entails fucking and she must ride you like a horse. If she don't know how to ride you like a horse she ain't a cowgirl and it aint't a Texas hoe down. That would be a city hoe down.
"Oh man she knows how to do a Texas hoe down lemme tell ya"
"Dude she let me down cause she just gave me a city hoe down"
by ALEXIS TEXAS REPRESNTENTATIVE October 03, 2017
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The Texas Oil Ridge

Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.
I went over to Donna’s house this morning and gave her the Texas oil ridge! I struck black gold!
by Butter Sue July 19, 2019
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texas tea pot

When you gape a chick's arse hole and then dip your nut sack inside
I was banging a chick in the arse last night then gave her the old Texas tea pot
by chilliwillie April 13, 2015
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