The Texas Oil Ridge

Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.

I went over to Donna’s house this morning and gave her the Texas oil ridge! I struck black gold!

by Butter Sue July 19, 2019

Walker the Texas Ranger

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

by BigDSwingin970 March 30, 2019

Texas 3 way

When people engage in a threesome and one wears a cowboy hat, one of them wears cowboy boots and the 3rd one is riding a pony.

Joe - Dude we got wasted last night and 1 had a Texas 3 way with Brandy and Linds
Steve - giddeyup cowboy!

by Elegantredneck April 24, 2019

Texas mars bar

A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis

Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar

by Mr mars bar March 4, 2019

Texas Slip-and-Slide

A slip-and-slide composed of trash bags and bbq sause

lets go make a texas slip-and-slide over at cooter's house yeehaw!

by dongkeykong August 4, 2019

Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley

Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory

by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019

texas hoe down

First let me start out and say everything is bigger and better in Texas. Ex. Alexis Texas!! When a cow girl knows how to get down and dirty . Normally entails fucking and she must ride you like a horse. If she don't know how to ride you like a horse she ain't a cowgirl and it aint't a Texas hoe down. That would be a city hoe down.

"Oh man she knows how to do a Texas hoe down lemme tell ya"
"Dude she let me down cause she just gave me a city hoe down"

by ALEXIS TEXAS REPRESNTENTATIVE October 3, 2017