awesome irish

The person who says the most corny ass jokes at the party that every body hates but then makes up for it by being badass as fuck

Did u hear what Awesome Irish just said, it's so stupid HOLY SHIT! Did u see that

by Awesome Irish July 20, 2015

irish snoodle

When two circumcised men want to snoodle on Saint Patrick’s Day, they hollow out a potato and insert their dicks to vigorously tickle tips.

Hey O’Malley it’s Saint Patrick’s day, I have one potato left, want to Irish snoodle?

by Lifeguard Liz May 15, 2018

Irish Milk

Noun
Slang for Guinness

Don't bother with Peter, he's on the Irish Milk

by JohnJoeTheGood June 5, 2022

Irish shower

Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date

*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"

by Jdork January 24, 2022

Irish Chalupa

Someone who is considerably smarter than people named 'Matt'.

Matt: "My opinions are wrong. Luckily there is an Irish Chalupa to point it out."

by RightMoreOftenThanMatt June 3, 2024

irish nut

When you are having oral sex being performed from a woman, then out of nowhere you squeeze green food coloring Down here throat and tell her something shocking that she gags while you say luck of the Irish.

Man Melvin is such a bitch, always giving me Irish nuts all the time, we can’t even have a normal conversation anymore.

by Snubbish December 9, 2017

Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name

Hey bro I had a irish wank last night

by Seven47 September 7, 2022