Suprise Breakfast

When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.

When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.

by CrackWhoreLaranda January 9, 2017

Newbie Suprise

When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his penis. This sudden burst of premature-ejaculation is known as a "Newbie Suprise"

Brad: Hey budd, what did you do this weekend?
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!

by newbiesupriser93 April 25, 2009

Yogurt Suprise

When your having (vaginal) sex with a female and she discharges during it.

"I heard you had sex with her"

"Umm yes...yes indeed i did...but I got the Yogurt Suprise when I was about to bust"

"Haha thats fucking gross bro. Was it messy"

"I dont want to talk about it."

by xST0NERx 420 January 7, 2012

Surprise Dragon

The act of karate-chopping a woman in order to make her spit out cum. When a girl has male ejaculate in her mouth, the man will unexpectedly karate chop the female's throat, thus producing a reaction that has as a final product a dragon-like projectile of male ejaculate.

Yo dude! Yesterday Kristen gave me a blowjob and just as she was swallowing my pimp juice, I karate-chopped her and made a Surprise Dragon.

by Surprise Cockface December 14, 2008

surprise lemur in a box

A person of small stature with ninjaesque abilities.

"You be like a surprise lemur in a box gurl! I did not even see ya!"

by Alexander Axel Axline February 23, 2009

egyptian surprise

never having sex ever.

tamer just gave me the egyptian surprise! I don't get it.
It's a religious thing.

by sheraz October 27, 2007

Bukake shank combi surprise

For one or several male(s) to ejaculate in a glass cup, then break the cup and use it to shank somebody, the surprise is that nobody will see it coming.

When Roy was rejected by that girl in the club, he proceeded to prepare and administer a bukake shank combi surprise to said girl.

by Plug3 April 23, 2011