Pink Puff Syndrome

So named for the Dreaded Pink puff of Final Fantasy 4, which had a very small chance of dropping its tail when defeated.

Sufferers of pink puff syndrome are unable to stop repeating task regarded as a grind in the hopes that eventually they will be rewarded for their effort by the random number generator.

The player was 0/200 on the random monster drops, but his pink puff syndrome kept him trying.

Pink Puff Syndrome by Forgottenandlost May 8, 2010

hurried child syndrome 

A condition in which parents overschedule their children's lives, push them hard for academic success, and expect them to behave and react as miniature adults.

At 15 years old, Johnny doesn't have a good social life because he experienced hurried child syndrome.

hurried child syndrome by TheShealyWord November 23, 2010

genome solider syndrome 

1)The inability to see past two feet in front of you.

2)Ignoring objects that magically appear out of nowhere (ie Cardboard boxes).

My mom walked into a wall today, I think she has Genome Solider Syndrome

genome solider syndrome by soulhunter91 December 20, 2010

sweaty bra syndrome 

occurs after a strenuous workout. When a woman is wearing a sweaty sports bra and sitting in room temperature, the bra becomes very cold and brings her core body temperature down. Syndrome usually inspires shivering lasting until sports bra is replaced with warm, dry clothes.

I was sitting in class after track practice today, and got sweaty bra syndrome so bad that I had to run back to my room to change!

sweaty bra syndrome by alyakmas68 January 25, 2011

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

Conveyor Belt Syndrome

The rushed feeling you get from walking on the ground after running on the treadmill. Someone with Conveyor Belt Syndrome walks 1.5x to 2.0x faster than normal.

Bill: I just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm walking twice as fast as normal.

Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.

Conveyor Belt Syndrome by kiwigummy September 4, 2011

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

cranial rectal proximity syndrome by Annakaleia September 30, 2011