90’s Dump

This is when you take a good old fashion dump on the toilet without your smart phone for reading.

Hey Jim my phones dead and I gotta poo, guess I’ll just take a 90’s dump real quick I guess.

by Isaac8ohm September 21, 2021

Quick access(s)

When your penis makes another hole in your cheap boxers when having a boner.

Guy 1: "ah man, last night I just made another quick access(s)"

Guy 2: "man, you need better boxers dude"

by Bukko June 21, 2021

EDP445's Cupcake

the stipulation that no matter where you go on the internet, there will always be a pedophile

Children always need to fear EDP445's Cupcake.

by sumofevil December 7, 2022

90's dick

Getting through the aids epidemic fucking any and every girl without contracting the disease. "The invincible dick"

Dang man how many girls did you fuck in the 90's?
Thousands!!
Shit man you got that 90's dick.

Keith G: I'm out here slaying all this pussy and everyone thinks its cause I'm good looking. That's not the case... I got that 90's dick
Tate: Oh that makes sense!!!!

by Phil Flannigan August 14, 2018

S my V

Suck my vagina.

yo bitch ass, S my V!

by jessywessy86 May 26, 2009

1950's Household

A BDSM lifestyle which emphasizes the patriarchial philosophy of the classic 1950's American household presided over by a dominant male authority figure.

The woman hate college and just wanted to just become a Stepford Wife . To live a 1950's household wife to clean and cook dress feminine. always obedience and submissive to him as head of the household.

by CSirRichard December 19, 2015

90's Kid

is the term for a grown man who was born in the late 80's or early-mid 90's who thinks that anything new for kids' programming is not high in quality because they didn't grow up with it or because since they're adults then they have higher standards.

90's Kid: Wow! Adventure Time and T.U.F.F. Puppy suck!
Kid: Why?
90's Kid: Because...because...Because they weren't made in the 90's. That's why!
Kid: You're an idiot.

by poper May 26, 2014