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Road-Grid

The act of explaining a topic that you have a high familiarity with to someone with no preconceptions of the topic; in a way that they would not understand, unless they already knew about the topic.
Lex: Which way do I go to get to the restaurant, left or right?
Fred: Well, it depends on how you want to go, because it’s all a grid, so it does not matter.

Lex: Don’t road-grid me! I don’t know my way around, just tell me the direction!
by [No-Name] August 12, 2025
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road rules

by Ineedacatscan July 22, 2003
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Road head day

June 7th is National Road Head Day 🍆💦

Show a man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s June 7th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
by Bigtiddies210 June 3, 2022
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enter the dirty road

From the web article: Joe Arridy was the happiest man on death row
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"He is one of the worst Mental Defective cases I have ever seen," the officer wrote. "I picked him up this morning for allowing some of the nastiest and Dirtiest things done to him that I have heard of."

According to the officer, Joe had been "manipulating the penis of Negro Boys with his mouth" and allowing said boys "to enter the dirty road with their penis." ("I would be more technical," the officer explained apologetically, "but do not know the terms.") In another time, Arridy might have been deemed an at-risk teen who'd been sexually exploited by older youths. But in 1929, he was simply a pervert who had to be locked away.
by WhiteNip August 11, 2019
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Rainbow road

When a man pulls out after climax and the woman continues to have multiple orgasms without any extra stimulation. The event can last 2 to 15 minutes with orgasms at anywhere between 15 to 60 second intervals.
I was finally able to bring my girl down rainbow road last night.
Those who have shown someone the path to rainbow road are equal to our forefathers that brought knowledge to the world. Those who have walked down the path, have been transcended and experienced true nirvana.
by StickyRiceMuncher December 14, 2021
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Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.
"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."
by RoadBlokeMaster May 5, 2024
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Mather Field Road

A grimey ghetto ass road in Rancho Cordova, California full of crackheads that will get aggressive for no reason. It is probably not a good idea to walk down this road with no weapon.
Tay: Aye, you heard what happened to Frank on Mather Field Road?

Gerald: Yeah, a crackhead beat his ass for lacking.
by mr bing bing May 2, 2022
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