holding their piss

When a guy or a group of guys refuses to leave the company of attractive female or females at a club or bar because they know she'll be approached by other males or wander away if left alone.

"Should we go talk to those girls?"
"We could, but those assholes are holding their piss."

by Reubenscoobins January 11, 2009

YouTube Piss

YouTube Poop's alter ego, the only difference is that it's even worse. Believe me, it is.

Person 1: Hey, I just watched this awesome YouTube Poop!
Person 2: I watched an epic YouTube Piss.
Person 1: DEUUEAUGH
*person 1 dies*

by sonicroxs October 27, 2010

piss ass

an enhancer that can refer to basically anything at any given time based on the speakers intent. similar to how one would address someone as an "asshole" in a negative regard, but more versatile because it can enhance positive emotion equally. it can demonstrate jealousy, respect, hate, and even happiness. its uses are as wide as the receiver is comfortable with accepting, and generally demands a response. it is derogatory in nature, but a term used amongst friends (especially to each other) to express a given sentiment. originated in south milwaukee, over a game of pool.

mad/angry: you stole my last fish stick you piss ass!
respect: you piss ass, i can't believe you made that cut shot 8-ball bank. i gotta learn that shot!
happiness: i can't believe you planned this awesome party for me you piss ass, thanks bro!

by adamvivitron November 10, 2011

Piss-Kiss

The event of urine being splashed over the sphincter, buttocks, and/or perineum after faeces drops into the toilet water while the depositor is defecating.

"Bleurgh, just got piss-kissed by last night's bananas."

by Graham Gooch February 24, 2010

Rat piss

The last dregs of an assortment of (usually hard) liquors, all combined in one bottle to make enough booze to get properly drunk. it’s like cold duck but for hard liquors. Taste can range from okay to horrendous. An invention borne out of convenience so you don’t have to haul twenty almost-empty bottles to a DIY show. Also useful if you’re nicking booze from somebody and you don’t want them to notice, so you just take a tiny bit from each bottle.

Man, pass the rat piss, I drank through all the beer i brought.

by yllowyllow August 29, 2018

piss factory

a dog or cat that pisses all over your house.

my dog is a piss factory.

by gangstarr4lyfen June 4, 2009

piss dribble

when using the toilet to pass water the piss doesn't completely stop running and it dribbles down your leg or to you bum.

annna: ah i can feel wet in my trackiesthink i piss dribbled a bit.
paddy: o how anoying, do you want some spare panties to change into?

by clara468 April 5, 2008