Pig-Hitter

1. a stoner who tends to demand first hits on all bowls of weed and intercepts the joint/bong as it's being passed to steal an extra hit; pig-hitters also sneak hits in private before the official smoking begins to achieve a head-start on their high

2. used to describe an individual who converts an entire bowl of weed to ash before they pass the bong to the next person and take larger hits than their fellow stoners

3. one who abuses and beats pigs

Bob: *cough* Here, Gus, it's your turn.
John: Don't mind if I do!
Gus: Dude! You already went! It's my turn now!
Bob: Gosh, John, you're such a pig-hitter!

Dude1: What the...why is the bowl finished already?
Dude2: Aw sorry man, I can be such a pig-hitter sometimes.

Dude1: hey, why is my pig all bruised and shit?
Dude2: well, I got kinda bored and decided to beat it.
Dude1: what?! I never took you for a pig-hitter!

by musicalmisanthropist July 25, 2012

The guinea pig

A sexual act where the female fellates the male with the male's penis deep in her throat. The male then proceeds to punch the female in the stomach so that the female gags and makes squeaky noises simular to that of a guinea pig.

Anne walked weird all day, I'm sure she and Bill did the guinea pig last night and it still hurts.

by BigNerd9000 June 28, 2017

Pig in a blanket

To wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your piece and stick it in a girls vagina or anus.

I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.

by Sebas320 September 16, 2012

Peppa Pig

A LITERAL QUEEN!!!!!!

She is the queen of tik tok and everyone loves her and her sweet British accent and her out of no where oinks
Oh yes, and she can’t whistle

Peppaaaaaaa what are you doing in the urban dictionaryyyyyyyyy
Peppa pig is a goddess and should be respected at all times by everybody

by Bonskeeskee September 29, 2019

Pig Dicked

A sexual position when a man revolves while mid pump to twist his penis continually until it results in a corkscrew shape when pulled out.

Stop pig dicking around over there this isn't Porked with Prejudice by Pig Dickinson. Otherwise you will end up completely pig dicked!

by Monty Supply July 15, 2011

Pig Life

an expression used by our brand to promote success among our youth. Wealth, fine dining, alternative thinking, fashion, ect. Taking advantage of all luxuries that life has to offer. Pig Out On Life!

"Complimentary Moët & Sushi? They must be living that PIG LIFE!"

"Vacationing in Bora Bora next month! That's that PIG LIFE!"

"Two stacks dropped EASY on those red bottoms, that's that PIG LIFE!"

by Bank & Buffet Marque De Luxe™ December 1, 2011

smack pig

Someone who has lowered themselves to the point where they their only food or sustenance is Heroin or "Smack" often resulting in a skeletal look

Look at the smack pig all 70 lbs of him looks like he will fall apart with a gust of wind

by monkey man Jr III March 21, 2007