panic pack rat peter 

Notorious for jumbled incomplete sentences. Someone who has no short-term memory. Creates chaos from simple instructions.

You have just committed a crime of Panic Pack Rat Peter proportions.

panic pack rat peter by Lee and G July 17, 2003

A Blue Peter 

A ready rolled joint . For that special occasion. Taken from the children's show of the same name , and their "here's one I made earlier " quote

A. You coming out for a smoke ?

B. Yeah !

A.Ok

B. I have a Blue Peter

A. You absolute legend

A Blue Peter by Haako September 19, 2015

The one where peter farts into mega face 

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The one where peter farts into mega face- NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP

The one where peter farts into mega face by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

Mr. peter 

The most rude and annoying and mean and heartless soul you will ever meet. Yells in your face for no reason. Smells like fish sticks and spits a lot. Makes weird coughing hacking noises that's really gross. Mr. Peter's are SUPER FAT AND UGLY!!!

I think I smell fish sticks. There must be a Mr. Peter around.

Mr. peter by izzybum2 January 30, 2017

Saint Peter's Launching Pad 

Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.

Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad.

Saint Peter's Launching Pad by Mredria December 24, 2007

Secret Peter 

A Person, usually a woman, who you are in love with, yet he/she doesn't know it.

"So you like Stephanie then?"
"Yes, she's my Secret Peter"

Secret Peter by English Language Contributer February 9, 2010

get peter harvey 

A phrase originating in get medieval, 'getting Peter Harvey' on someone is extremely violently teaching them a lesson. A reference to the British teacher Peter Harvey who went balls-to-the-wall mental at a 14-year-old student who swore at him, teaching the boy a lesson he wouldn't soon forget (namely by breaking his skull with a 3 kilogram dumbell while shouting 'die die die').

Person 1: Oi, you see that idiot over there who was talking crap about me earlier?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I'm gonna get Peter Harvey on his arse.

get peter harvey by I Define The Internet May 1, 2010