Piss-Kiss

The event of urine being splashed over the sphincter, buttocks, and/or perineum after faeces drops into the toilet water while the depositor is defecating.

"Bleurgh, just got piss-kissed by last night's bananas."

by Graham Gooch February 24, 2010

piss factory

a dog or cat that pisses all over your house.

my dog is a piss factory.

by gangstarr4lyfen June 4, 2009

Piss dance

A type of lap dance that is like a regular one except the woman pisses on your lap. It is a kind of kinky sex play.

He got a piss dance.

by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011

YouTube Piss

YouTube Poop's alter ego, the only difference is that it's even worse. Believe me, it is.

Person 1: Hey, I just watched this awesome YouTube Poop!
Person 2: I watched an epic YouTube Piss.
Person 1: DEUUEAUGH
*person 1 dies*

by sonicroxs October 27, 2010

piss dirty

It's when someone fails a piss drug test.

Guy#1" Hey where's Mike?'

Guy#2" He pissed Dirty so they Let him go!" Mikes bro

Guy#1"I hate drug test, shit belows, Piss dirty!!!"

by luvs2speed69 April 10, 2007

holding their piss

When a guy or a group of guys refuses to leave the company of attractive female or females at a club or bar because they know she'll be approached by other males or wander away if left alone.

"Should we go talk to those girls?"
"We could, but those assholes are holding their piss."

by Reubenscoobins January 11, 2009

piss butter

Urine that accumulates on the back of the toilet or one the bathroom floor over time to form a gravy-like paste known as piss butter.

I saw a guy on the internet that once scooped piss butter off the back of a toilet, spread it on a cracker, and ate it.

by Gord-O Jones June 26, 2008