penis pointer

the pevis muscles that point towards your penis

damn!!!! he has a nice penis pointer!

by Jenna J January 9, 2006

Penis with ears

A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.

Bob's girlfriend told him that he was nothing but a penis with ears.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

Penis Tuck

The act of tucking ones penis and balls between the legs so as to look like a woman.

I hear that cross-dressing queer Sal changed his name to Sally. I saw a picture of him dressed in women's lingerie and doing a penis tuck to hide his manhood.

by RV2PHX June 16, 2008

Penis Connoisseur

A girl or gay male who has sucked so much cock and knows penis so intimately that he/she can easily tell the difference between a blue ribbon winning penis and sub-par penis.

Damn that Hillary is a real penis connoisseur. She gave me a 7.5/10

by Matt VB June 4, 2007

penis toe

when a man's underwear is so high that his balls fall out of them.

"holy shit, men with penis toes love milkshakes"

by sixtynine January 1, 2007

Penis Battler

A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.

Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!

by Oz January 29, 2005

Penis pen

A pencil that doesn't have an eraser. It is basically a useless writing utensil also know as a dick pen or cock pen.

"I don't want your penis pen." or "Get that penis pen away from me."

by geotracker8 January 18, 2009