Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.
"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
by iluvdrunkdriving March 8, 2024

John : "damn sally just a island hopper, she was just with Jose, now she fuckin with zabo"
Sally: "Yeooo, Sam was just with my bitch joseline l, now he got him some Jamaican pussy, that nigga a real island hopper"
Sally: "Yeooo, Sam was just with my bitch joseline l, now he got him some Jamaican pussy, that nigga a real island hopper"
by Cj_2019 March 24, 2017

It refers to a friend group that's so close or tight that they tend to or want to date people inside thier friend group regardless of their relationship status. Which could cause drama and unwanted history.
Person 1: Wanna hang out with them more?
Person 2: Nah bro they have that monkeys on an Island relationship.
Person 1: Monkeys on an Island?
Person 2: They tend to date people inside their friend group. I don't feel comfortable being apart of that.
Person 2: Nah bro they have that monkeys on an Island relationship.
Person 1: Monkeys on an Island?
Person 2: They tend to date people inside their friend group. I don't feel comfortable being apart of that.
by kavinesh February 23, 2022

by taxmano March 29, 2010

by Masihiun March 11, 2024

Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.
'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
by jay gee May 21, 2024

Long Island is an island easy of New York City. We have the north and south shore. North tends to be richer whereas the South shore tends to be poorer. I am from the North Shore and I live in a beautiful house in a beautiful place that I wouldn't trade for anything. The cost of living on LI is extremely high but it's so worth it. There is always a beach nearby which is great. And we can't forget about the famous Hamptons. The Hamptons consist of very high end real estate and New York's elite. I personally own 2 houses in the Hamptons. One is located in Southampton - where the old money is. And the other is located in East Hampton. Both towns are absolutely stunning and I will say this straight out - the truth is that yes, Long Island does have a ton of wealthy people and a lot of towns are very rich and glitzy. I mean who wouldn't want to live in a place like Long Island. I particularly love the Hamptons because that is our summer vacation spot. During the summer the Hamptons are flooded with Upper-East Siders of NYC. I can definitely say that a lot of Long Islander's are Upper-East Siders that live in a beautiful place rather than the city. (I love the city too) We also own a house in Florida, and I have to say that nothing compares to the glamourous and wealthy lifestyle of a Long Islander.
by lovelivelongis February 14, 2015
