Common Hockey term, meaning when you shot the puck, it flutters in the air, or goes slow. Just like a muffin would if you shot it.
John's baking muffins out there! They are just fluttering all over the place and the goalie stops each of them!
by Josh Hendrickson April 12, 2008
When you cant take a shit and you pucs really hard. Nothing comes out but your asshole swells out like the top of a corn muffin
by blacktoothsmile February 03, 2010
a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.
by ThatOnePersonPostingOnUrbanD April 23, 2011
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The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.
Also refer to French Soup.
Also refer to French Soup.
by Jakobeson November 23, 2006
Similar to muffin top , which means fat bulging out of ones hips from pants that are too tight, muffin tin means that fat bulging out of multiple articles of clothing(i.e. cleavage that bulges over the seam of the shirt, and the sleeves of a tight shirt causing the arms to look bigger than they actually are)
"HA! That bitch thinks she's so hot, with all her tight clothes"
"Muffin top much?"
"Nah trick. More like muffin TIN"
"Muffin top much?"
"Nah trick. More like muffin TIN"
by Aimeeeeeeeeee January 15, 2009
by Keeley Aurora October 07, 2007