Definitions by ThatOnePersonPostingOnUrbanD
muffin man
a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.
muffin man by ThatOnePersonPostingOnUrbanD May 14, 2011