ThatOnePersonPostingOnUrbanD's definitions
a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.
by ThatOnePersonPostingOnUrbanD May 14, 2011
Get the muffin manmug.