The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.
Also refer to French Soup.
Also refer to French Soup.
by Jakobeson November 23, 2006
A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.
Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
by thatpinkchick April 17, 2016