May 1st

May 1st is national send booty pics day!

Person 1: "It's May 1st! Happy national send booty pics day!"
Person 2: "happy national send booty pics day!" *Sends a booty pic to person 1*
Person 1: "awww thanks"

by Bootypics April 18, 2020

May 8

On this day all of the best of the best people is born.

«Are u a ginger from norway and born on May 8?»
«Yes»
«Omg you are the best person in the world»
«Hihi i know»

by 15353627271727181 November 18, 2019

May 16th

National give chiara a blow job day!

Jd: its may 16th no wonder I can't find chiara. Everyone is giving her a blow job.
chiara: ahh~

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 11, 2022

May 7

RED'S BIRTHDAYYY

you may not know who red is but
wish him a happy birthday
he deserves it

Person 1: Hey Its May 7
Person 2: Yeah so?
Person 1: Its Red's birthday
Person 2: OH! really? I forgot,

by Pink,, May 7, 2020

May 22

The day you get to slap someone head and say, “I like ya cut g” the amount of times their age is.

It’s almost may 22, you know what that means!

by Smart Italian 302 October 16, 2020

May 9th

The best person is born! He/she is the most amazing friend to have they are handsome/gorgeous and they will do anything with you to have fun and be cute

Person 1: Friends?
Person 2: were you born on May 9th
Person 1: yea ofc

Person 2: perfect sure

by Bochl October 26, 2019

May 16

National tell him you love him day

It’s May 16th, Go tell that one guy your thinking about that you love him.. why not?

by thatoneloser May 16, 2022