MPD

Mashed Potato Dick- when one is too drunk to get an erection.. he tries, fails, and the woman feels as if he is throwing mashed potatoes against a brick wall

Matt was sooo wasted he had MPD.

by EmilieD November 19, 2010

MPD

Master Panty Dropper

John Legend's beats are so smooth; he's the MPD.

by Asna January 15, 2009

MPS: Male Provider Syndrome

MPS: Male-Provider Syndrome - When your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.

A mad has MPS: Male Provider Syndrome when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have GREAT WiFi.

by ChillJindy March 15, 2010

MP

Used by Pagan people as a greeting on the 'net.
It means "merry part"...

Me: It's getting late, I think I'm going to go.
You: Ok, talk to you later.
Me: mp
You: mp :)

by Ette July 11, 2003

MP5 A4

Variation of the MP5 w/ scope and three round trigger group...plastic butstock

MP5 A4's kick the standard MP5's butt

by george guarino May 13, 2005

mp9

The H&K MP9 is the Steyr TMP, but as Steyr discontinued the weapon, H&K bought it and make it the next part of its MP lineup.

j00 just got TMPwnd!!

U mean MP9'd right? TMP isn't made anymore...

STFU NOOB

by Aksel October 10, 2005

MPGH

Warning you will get a virus or keylogger from this website

MPGH will can badly infect your computer from this website WARNING
avoid this website at all cost's.

by Arunforce March 5, 2012