Luke (the chinaman) Campbell

The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.

I beat you in a race you little Luke (the chinaman) Campbell!

Luke (the chinaman) Campbell by Dean Lane November 26, 2024

Luke Haynes 

A person who has no foreskin, as well as holding his dad’s hand to school.

Person 1: “Would you like to dock?”
Person 2: “No I can’t sorry, I’m Luke Haynes.”

Luke Haynes by DooDooAss December 3, 2024

Luke Jonathan Stumbo 

The sexiest man alive *drool emoji*

A random girl named abby that he is not friends with: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??
A random girls named Payton that he is not friends with "OBVIOUSLY, IM DROOLING SO IT MUST BE HIM??!!"

Luke Jonathan Stumbo by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024

Luke Jonathan Stumbo 

Luke Jonathan Stumbo is the sexiest man alive. *drool emoji*

A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"

Luke Jonathan Stumbo by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024

Luke Mathews 

Best basketball player who could beat Steph Curry easily. He's also so attractive that girls are scared to look at him. If you ever meet Luke shake his hand and never wash it again.

Luke Mathews is really good at basketball.

Luke Mathews by Master Lukum December 9, 2024

Luke Marcella

Luke Marcella is a dedicated soccer player and goalkeeper who dreams of joining the New England Revolution Academy. He’s a student at Timony Grammar School, an entrepreneur who sells snacks, and a creative thinker with a knack for making and editing YouTube videos.

Luke Marcella is a pretty good soccer player.

Luke Marcella by NFL news December 16, 2024

Luke Ivity 

Someone that consistently on a day-to-day basis, shows you why there is no hope for this next generation. Also means to be a retarded pedophile.

Don’t act like Luke Ivity.

Luke Ivity by Squasho December 18, 2024