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unjust law

The only type of law that's made to be broken.
* example of unjust law in the 1950's*
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.
by Dubiks November 30, 2018
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Adrian's law

Adrian's law is the theory that since visual recordings (photography, video, etc) were invented each generation of humans has seen approximately twice the amount of genitals than the previous generation.
"Bobby won't get off the internet dad! "

Probably because of Adrian's law.
by The science dad May 31, 2018
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Ernest's Law

No matter what, any conversation with a leftists will always come back to Donald Trump.
Guy: "I just think if schools had pre-retired desk jockey cops patrolling inside, school shootings would stop immediately."

Leftist: "We should also continue to overregulate guns."

Guy: "What would that do?"

Leftist: "Ughhhh! You were brainwashed by Donald Trump."

Guy: "Ernest's Law you have never failed me!"
by Nontendo May 14, 2019
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Ellen's Law

If someone asks you about something then you must talk about it.
Ellen: Yo you still have a crush on max?

Danny: Don't want to say.

Ellen: Dude, you have to. It's Ellen's Law.
by KeithWong June 24, 2013
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law of the dick

If it doesn't fit in her mouth, it doesn't belong in her vagina
That bitch doesn't know the law of the dick
by Momma Lynn May 15, 2017
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Harpers Law

Similar in practice to Godwins Law. Relating to the Liberal sponsorship scandal of the Chretien Government in Canada (referred to in the mainstream media as "Adscam"), Harpers Law is used compulsively by supporters of the current Conservative government to deflect from any debate regarding corruption, lack of ethics, incompetence, and transparency. Once used however, like Godwins Law, it shows the complete lack of any factual argument by the user.
-Did you hear about how Stephen Harper likes to eat a puppy with his orange juice for Breakfast?
-So what, at least he isn't responsible for Adscam!
-Did you just use Harpers Law?

-Did you hear that Harper is dynamiting Parliament, and moving the government from Ottawa to Calgary?
-Calgary sucks, but at least its not Adscam!
-Dude, I know you love Ambrose's hair, but enough with Harpers Law already!

-Have you heard that Del Mastro just robbed a Pizza Hut? The moneys still there, but he got all the pepporoni.
-Adscam!!!!!
-Why do you keep using Harpers Law? Harpers Law is not going to reimburse Pizza Hut or bring that pepporoni back, is it?

-I read that everyone who isn't a Conservative is to be rounded up, given a flannel shirt and John Deere cap, and is being shipped to Ft. McMurray as part of "Canada's Action Plan." Is this true?
-Adscam! Adscam! Adscam!!!!!
-Harpers Law is not going to save you from being tossed on a Greyhound with some Newfie going to some camp off Highway 63! This is serious! Stop resorting to Harpers Law!!!
by Moonlight whisperer October 8, 2012
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Sumner's Law

Harley Davidson riders don't wave because they think they are too bad. BMW riders don't wave because they think they are too good.
Sumner's Law is true. When I ride my Honda Gold Wing, I always wave at fellow riders, but Harley Davidson and BMW riders never wave back.
by biker Phil August 17, 2011
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