King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.

I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.

by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016

King Fisher

...is the most popular beer in India. It's also brewed there. Most foreign people tend to hate it, and wouldn't even use it to wash their butts.

Ranjit: Do you want to try some Indian beer? It's called King Fisher.
Hans: Yes sure.

Hans takes a sip, and spits it all out.
Hans: This is absolutely scheiße! German beer ftw.
Ranjit: madar chod

by meisterphiz October 7, 2011

Penguin King

Noun. 'The' lover of all artic birds. Typically does not sleep, and is liable to attack only if provoked. Generally though, this monarch is just, aspiring, and a bit creepy. If charging does occur, only by playing "Graceland" by Paul Simon will the victim have a chance to escape. Recognizable by a crown of feathery-black hair.

Don't bother the penguins --- the Penquin King might get you.

by Empress A July 2, 2005

piss king

The king of taking the piss

Man, James is definitely the piss king of our friend group.

by The Piss King June 19, 2020

lover and a king

a girl's version of gentleman and a scholar. If your woman calls you this, it's time to go hard or go home. An egregiously high compliment.

Man: "My love, I'd rather freeze and die than you suffer this chilly weather! Take my coat"

Woman: "You are a lover and a king."

Man: "Score."

by The Twelfth Monkey October 7, 2012

BM King

A ginger person usually a Belgium who crushes over people who are out of his league, underaged and not interested. He is the king of the friendzone kings and will be utterly persistent. Not to be mistaken for BMKoverlord. See also king of friendzone and stalker.

Wow BM King is forever getting friendzoned by elk

by NuggetLord April 9, 2017

Joe king

The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it

"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"

"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"

"im just joe king!"

by GattToDaChoppa December 30, 2020