King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.

I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.

by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016

piss king

The king of taking the piss

Man, James is definitely the piss king of our friend group.

by The Piss King June 19, 2020

Penguin King

Noun. 'The' lover of all artic birds. Typically does not sleep, and is liable to attack only if provoked. Generally though, this monarch is just, aspiring, and a bit creepy. If charging does occur, only by playing "Graceland" by Paul Simon will the victim have a chance to escape. Recognizable by a crown of feathery-black hair.

Don't bother the penguins --- the Penquin King might get you.

by Empress A July 2, 2005

King Fisher

...is the most popular beer in India. It's also brewed there. Most foreign people tend to hate it, and wouldn't even use it to wash their butts.

Ranjit: Do you want to try some Indian beer? It's called King Fisher.
Hans: Yes sure.

Hans takes a sip, and spits it all out.
Hans: This is absolutely scheiße! German beer ftw.
Ranjit: madar chod

by meisterphiz October 7, 2011

llama king

The king of all lamams. And is much better then a split llama and will lead the llama army to victory.

Emilio, did you hear about the animal war?" "Yes, and ithink the llama king will win the war.

by babyloin jade January 13, 2011

Graphics King

A video game which has the most impressive, extraordinary, or advanced technical graphics. The Graphics King does not needs to appeal to the personal artistic tastes of a majority, it's a purely tech-driven position.

The question "what game is the graphics king?" is similar to "what's the fastest car?", not "what's the best car?". The second question involves too many variables not related to the speed of a car.

Graphics King =/= Art Direction King

- Crysis is the Graphics King.
- I find Super Meat Boy artistically pleasing. It's the most beautiful game I've ever played, but it's not the Graphics King.
- Crysis 2 on console is the console graphics king, but it's not the Graphics King. Crysis 1 with mods is superior.

by Rinthel December 7, 2011

Joe king

The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it

"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"

"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"

"im just joe king!"

by GattToDaChoppa December 30, 2020