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Suck Jam

When you throw up on a mans dick and keep sucking.
Girl 1- “omg I threw up on his dick last night

Girl 2 - “noooo”
Girl 1- “made some suck jam, gots ta see it through my boy”
by YoHomieHitIt September 12, 2021
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jam

Jam means when you want to make a lot of sounds or music and it's like you want to jam out.
I went to andy' s grill and they had a karaoke night and me and my friends decided to jam out .
by Wood707 October 30, 2016
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Jam Lourine

A person that will not hesitate to pounce at you and hurt you. Came from the latin word "Jamus Laurious" which means death to democracy.
Jam lourine stabbed a bloke last night.
by Gunther445 November 23, 2021
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Watermelon Jam

Watermelon Jam is when a female collects period blood in a jar and it eventually becomes a jam like substance
I was going to make a strawberry jam sandwich but it was actually Watermelon Jam
by Snarfleoofer February 15, 2018
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Jammy Jams

Jammy Jams is a North London abbreviation for expensive designer clothing. Illustrated as clothes that bring you good luck jammy. The jams abbreviates to something exciting or jubilant. Jammy Jams can be also used as a nostalgic feeling, reminiscing-triumphing a bad experience.
When I go to the next UK Garage Rave I'm going to put on some exclusive jammy jams and jam the night all night long.

Check out my fresh Jammy Jams. I'm pulling everything tonight.
by Sweetmatecol April 25, 2020
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JAM

Acronym for Jewish American Mother.
A JAM discovers a magic lamp. She rubs it, and a genie appears and says she can have a wish, anything she wants. What does she ask for? Nothing. She didn't want to wish. She had everything she wanted: a daughter who married a doctor and a son who called her once a week.
by PvtGomerPyleUSMC December 8, 2018
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The Jam Scale

The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:

1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.

2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)

3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.

4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).

5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.

Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."
by Chrenolda June 14, 2018
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