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Jizz theory

When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.
Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after

Boy: lol. Jizz theory
by Vivi6969lolol June 11, 2024
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Jizz

Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?

You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.

Big fat load of cum, then.

I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.

Big fat load of cum, then.
{Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?

You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.

Big fat load of cum, then.

I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.}
by TammyCraps October 18, 2025
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jizz

the white '"yummy" stuff that comes out of a girls pussy and a boys dick
i ate his jizz last night...i ate millions of babies
by mwmidi March 16, 2021
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jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...
by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021
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Plop Plop Jizz Jizz

During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.
Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.
by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025
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to jizz in the shizz

the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty
To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.

Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.
by TheSaggiestOfTits January 18, 2019
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Sus Jizz

Mild disappointment in a teenage or adult child, such as in there entire life is suspect. Why are they here.
Son, I can't believe you.... sus jizz.
by kitsunen March 3, 2025
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