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human fly disease

The condition that a human fly suffers from.
Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.

Maybe she has human fly disease?
by humanflymagnet February 8, 2010
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human puppy

A person who is into the bdsm pet play but generally plays as a puppy .
Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy
by Deadjockman April 3, 2021
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.
Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Human velocity

Human velocity is only 4 years old, and currently the youngest person ever.
-My name is human velocity

-you are the youngest person ever!
by penisballs08 June 26, 2025
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human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...
Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!
by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017
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Human Skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.
Skinner's noodles is my favorite restaurant. They always put the perfect amount of human skin into their noodles.
by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024
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mini human

A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.
Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!
by Your potato bitch November 10, 2021
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