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Hannahs

Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with large amounts of spunk and precocious behavior. Also known as a Hanny, these majestic creatures defend themselves with the biggest part of their body: their mouths. Hannys are typically born in their natural habitat, with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks—by force of logic and a reckless imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth to prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hanny, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannys hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannys live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves plain foods with basic texture and quality. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.

Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly, love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it.
Continuously note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change within the year. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. But most importantly, you must take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.
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Hannah Day

Hannah Day is the day where every girl named Hannah is entitled to screw her boyfriend.
Hey did you have fun on Hannah Day, because I totally did!
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hannah vibes

vibes that come from a teenage girl named hannah. they can be spread to those around her. symptoms include: party attitude , happiness , laughter , bad bitch attitude , and of course need for nicotine / alcohol
Gosh ! I wish i had the Hannah vibes to get me through this day !
by emchumbucket April 6, 2020
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Hannah

Hannahs are very sweet and kind. They see the good in everyone but when they see someone not worth their time, they can ignore like a champ. They can also hold grudges for years. When you have a Hannah in your life, never let them go
Hannah still hates me for calling her names in middle school that was like twenty years ago
by KiwiCreates October 6, 2022
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Hannah

A very kind caring girl , who loves the hardest and is fun but shy at first .Hannah usually has a nice body and good in bed.Really Gorgeous ,Sometimes crazy and overthinks
I wanna Hannah

I wish I were Hannah
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Hannah-ify

The act of being absolutely beautiful and perfect
She has a strong Hannah-ify.
by Seth Vader August 3, 2019
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hannah pierce

Hannah Pierce is the greatest person you’ll ever get the chance to meet. She’s funny, she’s smart, and she’ll kick your ass at MarioKart. She will do anything for her friends, and expects nothing in return. She has the most gorgeous eyes, and is always doing something new with her hair or style. She is a very intense person, so she’ll either love you or hate you... so don’t wrong her! She can light up the room just by being in it, and she can make you laugh when you’re crying. Hannah Pierce is the coolest person ever, and you would feel lucky to know her.
Look at this girl’s instagram, it’s so aesthetically pleasing!”
“Who is that?”
“It’s Hannah Pierce, obviously!”
by the butter sock October 19, 2020
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