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human

We are all just humans.
by creamteam069420 October 2, 2022
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Human Grazing

The act of grabbing pubes with your mouth and tearing them off and chewing on them like a cow chews grass. This is typically done for Blowjobs and Pussy eating.
Jenny : How was it with John last night Mia?
Mia : We did some Human Grazing and that’s the last time I let him eat me out.
by Pigeon_King69420 August 30, 2020
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Human Centipede

A term used to describe suck ass management structures.
That fucktard is now paid on higher duties for a management position. He’s now working his up the the Human Centipede.
by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020
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Human

You are one or at least I think you are . Humans are living beings. They are the smartest beings and yet the dumbest ones. I would even say humans are the most emotional beings out there. Humans live on purpose . They all try to find their purpose in this world and when they feel no purpose they get fucking depressed mostly . Quick little note - u don’t need to do something big or make a huge difference before you die just be a decent fucking human. Humans are powerful and very fascinating but humans need to know how to use their knowledge and advancements for the good. They can do good. Some do ofc but I feel majority don’t .humans are also the most diverse living beings . Each and everyone one are different from each other. Well anyways remember to appreciate you being part of something big aka the universe. And enjoy life it’s too short not to. Besides you get t.o live only once so don’t regret not doing things on your death bed because this is your last chance .
hello there I’m a human

‘ those are humans
by coolingeomentrybox May 24, 2022
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The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.
Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.
by maxluwu June 12, 2019
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waste of human breath

When someone is useless to a degree that the air they breathe is considered to be going to waste

It’s an exaggerated insult meant as sarcasm for someone or group of people screwing something up which is extremely simple and in million years you don’t expect anyone to screw it so using this phrase you are questioning them consuming the air in the atmosphere
He was asked to bring a cake to the party and he showed up with a 5 cupcakes, it is such a waste of human breath

She literally burnt eggs while boiling them, she is a waste of human breath

They were to take a family picture where they seemed normal and after 30 attempts they couldn’t it, they are just waste of human breath
by time-is-sarcastic May 12, 2025
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Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer
Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.
by Septic38rp May 13, 2019
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