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The Human Flail 

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
The Human Flail by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016
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bianca.human 

Busty girl from Argentina who loves football
-Have you seen the last football post of bianca.human?

-No i just was staring at her hug...
bianca.human by Toled0 June 12, 2017

sexual human caterpillar 

a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line
Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.

Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!

identify human

To not identify as any specific race, gender, sex, etc. We are humans. Fuck you.
identify human by #Identifyhuman January 18, 2018

the human oralpede

Like The Human Centipede, but all members are performing oral sex on the person in front of them.
Girl 1: Should I join that sorority?

Girl 2: That one?! I heard they do The Human Oralpede as initiation.

Girl 1: Really?! There’s no way I’m going there now!
the human oralpede by CyanEnderz January 19, 2018

ultimate human 

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan
John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
ultimate human by SpookBones February 8, 2018

innocent human 

a person who doesnt know shame shame stuff so keep them innocent people protect the innocent human
person1: DONT TOUCH MY INNOCENT BOY I LOVE HIM
person2: no i will ruin him

person3: is that an innocent human?
person4: Yes dont ruin him
innocent human by The Great One :3 February 26, 2018