Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Google

Google is a place where boomers go on to look up Google.com while already being on google, after that they click on google and look up some shit bout flowers, students (like myself) like cheating on tests with google bc online school

Google really helped me in that exam yesterday

by Nyvlexus May 3, 2021

National Google Form Day

December 4th marks the day where you must make google forms.

"Did you hear when that girl got arrested for matching Hank Green with a minor through a google form on National Google Form Day"

by Google form fan December 4, 2020

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

Fuck Google

what i think about google

person one: google is a retard
person two: Fuck Google

by penisdickcockcumsuckingcockfuk October 18, 2022

rage-google

Furiously Google-searching the web presence of someone you despite. Also known as hate-Googling.

I was so mad when I hear Bob was cheating on my friend with a woman named Lauren Smith that I spent an hour on a rage-Google search of her online presence.

by Summer McManness March 5, 2018