by Double O Speedo July 10, 2020

Someone who pretends to be cool with you for at least two weeks, fucks your sister, and nobody heres from them agin.
"Dude, he must be the sister fucker bandit, he was just hanging out with me last week and fucked my sister some time last week, I havent seen him since last week!"
by mochaloco September 10, 2013

by Liam boiii September 10, 2020

someone w/out prospects or any motivation whatsoever. found often patrolling meatmarkets for men or women--because they are afraid that their albino lover will cheat on them.
See also: Mold Whore
See also: Mold Whore
1.My roommate is a lousy albino fucker....She dates that mutant, who lacks motivation and is satisfied to live in a trailer with their mullet children.
2. My roommate thinks she is an animal behaviorist though she continues to kill off poor innocent creatures....what an albino fucker !!!
2. My roommate thinks she is an animal behaviorist though she continues to kill off poor innocent creatures....what an albino fucker !!!
by BRING IT BITCH May 2, 2004

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008

Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.
(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."
by Alex Kondraki July 4, 2006

This is a phrase you use with your friends when they can go out on a friday night and you can't because you have some other boring shit to do.
by laughingatthelouvre April 22, 2009
