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Fuck Crunchies

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.
My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
by Shel_TR February 6, 2009
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posi-FUCK

Positivity, but it goes to shit halfway through (coined by The Click go subscribe)
Positivity? I am posi-FUCK
by rightsock_asock September 7, 2020
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installation fuck

An installation art exhibit experience in which you participate by entering the artspace, a large cube, and then have sex with the artist in the name of art rather than illicit sex.
My daughter was thinking of going to a brothel for women but stumbled upon this wildly sexy artist up in San Francisco who offered a respectable artistic experience called an “installation fuck“ instead!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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Fuck blinder

When going to Atlantic City. The person your with is so pent up and horny that you screw for mutliple hours. Then attempt to walk around the casino only to walk in circles as if you had "blinders" on.
When attempting to navigate your way to AC, you continously get lost and end up in Philadelphia because you have your Fuck Blinders on. When your mind is distracted by images and smells of "fucking". All leading you to crazy comments such as, "Let'sgo make some babies".
by The original Fuck Blinder November 27, 2011
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Ink fucked

When you have totally fucked up your body practicing how to do tattoos
He is ink fucked and still can't do a tattoo.
by Tazzin June 25, 2016
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fucking awkward

When you are overcome with an uncomfortable situation that can leave you feeling slightly embarrassed and wished you had a remote control for your life to hit the fast forward button.
A sex scene came on while I was watching T.V with my mom and it was fucking awkward.
by asappossible May 11, 2016
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fucking ancient

something that is "fucking ancient" is something insanely cool.
Wow! Look at that girl's outfit. That's so fucking ancient.
by fucking ancient June 12, 2020
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