February 11th 

National boyfriend sends you a shirtless photo

Me: “hey babe! It’s February 11th! You gotta take that shirt off

February 11th by Suck on my nuts February 11, 2025

february 13

National send 5 ass pics day

Hey it’s february 13 you look like you got ass lemme see sum ass

february 13 by montgeus jay stewuart February 13, 2025

February 13th 

The day that people who won’t last get together. This is the day that partners who will not last up to a year get together on.

“Oh, today is February 13th.”

February 13th by XxJasperxX February 13, 2025

February 19th 

Official nipple slicing day. Cut off peoples nipples and attach them to yourself, and produce juices to feed to mario!

“I will be participating in the nipple cutting party on February 19th.”

February 19th by ElijahPlopperFlubbz February 16, 2025

February 17th

February 17th is crashout day, where you can crash out all day and be completely okay.

Person 1: bro I’m crashing out, I’m a mess
Person 2: it’s okay, it’s February 17th

February 17th by Bergofice February 17, 2025

February 26th 

The day where you give people born on February 29th early birthday gifts

Did you know that February 26th is that day leap year babies get early birthday presents

February 26th by leapleapboy February 17, 2025

February 15 

National sneaky link day. Yesterday was for the mains, today is for the side pieces

Ex:

1: bae i was working yesterday, February 15th our day for real

2: oh so you was with your main thang yesterday?

February 15 by leegoated February 19, 2025