Ear Cunt

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.

Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.

by Figgledorf the Clown November 20, 2016

Ear-Hug

When you're away from your sweetie and just need a hug, sometimes just the sound of their voice on the phone in your ear feels like an ear-hug.

Their long distance relationship was tough sometimes, and Jane needed lots of ear-hugs, even if the calls were only a few minutes. John was surprised at how much he needed them, too.

by JaneGordon.com November 4, 2023

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

“Hey dude did you see that tiktok sound I sent you”
“Do you mean the one that goes ANK OU OR OU APPIEST EAR OF MY EYE?”

by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022

Ear gender

A gender where you can’t identify as another gender unless 50 people have heard of it

Ear gender is false

by Yupinmywhitetee November 9, 2020

Swimmer’s Ear

The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear

Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?

Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!

by -The Girls September 26, 2021

Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry

I would love some Russian ear wax slushy

by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021

Add Eares

Daddy Dearest from Fnf but last and first letter removed.

Remove The last and first letter of your name: Daddy Dearest
Removed: Add Eares

by Ianboyd June 21, 2021