Do the dutch

To commit suicide; to kill oneself.

I lost my job, my wife left me, my girlfriend's pregnant, I'm ready to do the Dutch.

She had everything going for her. Looks, money, friends. No clear reason why she did the dutch.

by Sheldon Levine January 2, 2010

freaky-deaky Dutch

Dr. Evil's insult of Goldmembers' accent

Goldmember: fascha...Austin Power's fascha
Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER

by kahda July 20, 2004

Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwich

A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.

We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!

by Dutch Sandwitch April 16, 2018

going dutch

In dating, when both parties pay for their own bills, thus effectively dispelling the double-standard where men are always expected to pay.

"If you meet an intelligent, attractive and friendly woman who likes going dutch then you should hang on to her for dear life."

by DesPERRYado October 26, 2005

Mexican Dutch Rudder

This act requires three or more males. Each in turn grips their erect penis with their right hand and the adjacent persons right forearm with their left hand. Then in a wave like motion moving down the chain they repeatedly pump their friends arm up and down until climax is experienced by all parties.

Ben: Guys if this plane goes down do you fancy a mexican dutch rudder on the way?
Allen: Whats one of those?
Dave: A three way bromance wank.
Allen: Why not eh...
Ben: Cool!

by kingchamp January 30, 2010

royal dutch marines

The only force that could rescue 105 kids held hostage and eighty more in a trainjacking.

1977- South Moluccan revolutionaries storm a school and a train almost simultaneously, which were both held up for around 3 weeks. The Royal Dutch Marines came in and crushed them, losing only 2 hostages.

by StatenIslander January 12, 2008

South of the Dutch house

The Dutch house is a restaurant/bakery in Columbiana Ohio, which defines the border of the normal folk, from Youngstown, Canfield and Poland/surrounding areas, to the backwoods rednecks from south of the Dutch house, who like chewing tobacco, fishing, and doing things the most difficult way possible.

North of the Dutch house folk “Are we working there next?” “Yeah, but the guys from south of the Dutch house built it, so give it a once over, safety guy is coming today” south of the Dutch house guy “(unintelligible, most likely an expletive) swallowed my dip!”

by Courtesy Joint August 26, 2022